whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
I was trying to make an epic scene with titans and shit, but got frustrated so I did this instead
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”
omg did u see that ghost
When I saw that and thought it can’t get better
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?
all it takes is for an anime guy to have white hair so you can tell they are either gay or fucking wild or both